My year long love affair with livejournal has finally subsided, alas I think I want to marry food. Food is amazing. Food makes everything feel better when your boyfriend dumps you and his family hates you and you hate yourself and your best friends are offline. Nobody will recognise me when I go back to school. I think I have put on about twenty stone during work experience.
Gosh, work experience. I will miss it. Well, I won't miss people like Barbara something and those who believe it is within their right to scold you, but I think going back to school and being spoken to like I am illiterate will be a shock. It has been 'propa legend', I shall agree with that!
Fuck meee, I am going to be a hardxc0re journalist and I shall own the whole media industry and it shall be SEXY.
I am becoming more and more thankful that I never went to church after I left Collier Row. Christians are making me so terribly irate.
HELLO. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN US SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE AN ISRAELITE CAME FROM THE CLOUDS.
You are getting on my 34Bs.
I am honestly the most undermining, metaphorically ugly person in existence.
